Didn’t qualify as Clean Version:
[ Complete pages for each of these topics were
once available, but I pulled them down a couple years ago to avoid
offending my readers. So many of you have been looking for them
here, though, that I may bring some back. Just remember,
if it sounds too crazy to be true, it’s true in South Florida ]
:>
- N'yawkers: There are millions of ’em
in South Florida, and they brought their attitude along.
- You straight? If a guy on a bike asks you that, he’s
likely offering drugs, not sex ...
- Combat Duty: ... for sex, there are the “whores on
7th Avenue” — and the boys in Holiday Park.
- Reveille: Try taking a nap al fresco and find out
just how crazy FtLaud really gets.
- I don’t give a — : foul-mouthed schoolboy on
a BCt bus becomes unwilling case study for “it takes
a village...”
- Politics: Before the hanging-chad election, there was the
“dead man voting” Miami mayoral election. Also,
Hialeah’s police chief says one bad cop out of every eight
is OK...
- Guns don’t kill: But oddly enough, lots of killers
were packing guns.
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No photos to show, but trust me:
- Hock It To Me pawn shop (on 441 near Commercial)
- Student mural “Welcome to FAU { Grateful Dead
skull logo } enjoy your TRIP” at
Florida Atlantic U. main campus
- Bums encamped under a bridge, with furniture and a
roaring fire … in Boca no less.
- Peter Frampton’s (tiny!) hand prints
in concrete, at a record store on East Sunrise Bl.
- IMMIGRATION BANKRUPTCY DIVORCE
—
the arc of S. Florida life, wrapped up in a storefront law office
- White-robed Jesus type stationed in front of a church
on busy W. Oakland Park Bl. (look closely, he’s
wearing a
Walkman)
- Fuddruckers build-your-own burger stacked too tall to
pick up, let alone bite into
- Florida Erection Service [construction co. in Deerfield Beach]
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