Star-crossed searches

We start off on a polite note,

good day cheese lactose
—That’s a little more polite than you really need to be, when you’re addressing a room full of computers. Not only is Jeeves as un-real as Betty Crocker, he may not be able to separate the lead-in from the actual question. (By the way, I’ve flattened all the search terms into lowercase. In their original form, some looked even stranger. It’s strange enough that these searches all found Milk Pail.)

What were they thinking?

paris big melons
  Mmmm always in season…
how to make it
  Practice, practice. And keep your mouth shut about those big melons.
cheap cologne brands
  To lend realism to a novel, one hopes.
abnormal behaviour
  (Yes! Tell me more!)
black guy with a conk
  Talk about abnormal behaviour…
houses of multiple occupation
  Um, is that like houses of ill repute?
driving directions
  To where? Or isn’t that important?
milwaukee cheesecake
  The shmear that made Milwaukee famous…
inventions cottage cheese
  (Wasn’t invented, it was discovered.)
smokedcheese
  Rightthisway.
under const
  As if the finished content on the Web isn’t ragged enough?
www.milkpail.com
  (from the Clueless in Chicago file *sigh*)
www.agentexployer.sabre.com
dropkick murphys
nufc
irh
how to
  Huh??

Close, but no seegar

world wrestling haulk hogan
free restaraunt gift certificates
loosing weight vs loosing inches
skateboarder tommy [sic] hawk
fouth century revolution      milk madens
wipped potatoes               sasage making
cannon optical scanners       arc de triumphe
food production linland       photogragh of milk
cumberlandgeneralstore        model airoplanes

This is your MSN on drugs.

If anyone knows why these searches led to Milk Pail, please share...
turtles in the caribbean      memphre
nauvoo temple camera          pontoon rafts
woody allen films             yaks mongol
nikolai gogol                 raging bull
leaf identification           earthworms
wishing well                  vatican
christmas clipart             broom
chinese astrology             carthage
roberta flack                 pickled walnuts
distance education            booksamillion
tasman machinery              copernicum
jesus sitings                 meteor
lord hampshire                holsters
chris rock                    cat names
las vegas                     simpsons
che guevara                   cancun
palm software                 phish
holiday inn                   unigate
saturn engines                el pais
(Memphre, by the way, is a sort of Québécois Loch Ness monster. How that relates to Milk Pail, Je ne connais pas.)

 

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